» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

This fucking dork.

::pterodactyl noises::


The Top 8 from MySpace really needs to make a resurgence in social networking. Yes, force people to rank their friends in order. Do it.

finaldisciple asked:

About that:
The cookies were half baked. Tops a nice brown, little crisp, bottoms just above raw.

The car did smell faintly of cookies, but that passed quickly.

I will try again.


Somebody come appricate how good I smell.

Cinnamon w hints of lavender


Israel targets journalist offices, then accuses Hamas of using journalists as human shields.

Israel is trying desperately to get rid of international press covering its war crimes in Gaza.

Comic Con: knock knock
Me: who's there
Comic Con: not you lol